Manly Guys Doing Manly Things/Funny

• "Stop using me as an example." "Stop BEING an example."
• Pretty much every comic with Kratos is a Crowning Moment of Funny.

Kratos: *Ramming a poor sap's head into a TV screen* LOOK AT THE 1080p HDMI CONNECTION! LOOK AT IT!!!
PRESS O TO SHOW OFF THE BETTER FEATURES OF THIS PRODUCT.

• "HIIIIIPSTERRRRRR"
• This guest strip. Mood Whiplash has never been so adorable.
• "Yeah, I can see people complaining about this." "I'm complaining about this."
• Jared wanting to get back to his parents because they have his Xbox. The visual reference to Xbox Kid is just the icing on the cake.
• Jared chose a Magikarp as his starter Pokemon. He levels it up...by using it as a bludgeon, eventually defeating enough 'mons to make Magikarp evolve into Gyarados.

I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!

• When talking to Sesshomaru:

Commander: Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much gay porn they've made outta you an' your brother?

• Kratos and Leonidas in IKEA, arguing over tea lights.

Leonidas: WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE.

Kratos: THESE ARE POMEGRANATE SCENTED! WE ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY! YOU KNOW I HATE BLUEBERRY CANDLES!

• • And then, the Commander's advice to Jared on the matter:

Commander: When Spartans play Gay Chicken, they play for keeps, kid. Only way to win is not to play. Remember that. It could save yer life.

• Third panel, with Solid Snake. Picture David Hayter saying it in the Snake-voice.
• Zombie Drill. Everyones reaction to the rules, especially, Cody's.
• Because when it is NOT FUN to mess with Link?
• Nier's "fantasy germs".
• Mr. Fish's moveset before learning Hyper Beam. I wonder how much PP "Don't Eat Jared" has...