Less Disturbing in Context/Quotes

"Jory, your penis is still on fire."

—Jonathan Paula, Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This? A Dildo?

"Hitler is number one!"

—Colbert

"I LOVE LUCIFER! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!"

—Tech N9ne, Devil Boy

"You seem to be a freshly-severed head."

—I Am Maru, (English translation)

Chuggaaconroy: I feel like strangling a puppy!

Proton Jon: SO DO I!

—The Runaway Guys, in their Let's Play of Mario Party

"I’m probably the only wife on the planet that can come home to a sink full of bloody clothing and knives and think nothing of it."

—Mrs. Rolfe

"FANTASTICALLY moist."

—Derek the Bard, taking pride in a roast turkey.

It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz.

—Sofi, The Unborn

Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death

—Fark.com headline

"[T]he British-Canadian Automobile Association has an original idea for a new speed bump: small children!"

—'What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?, Episode 17.

Stewie: Oh! We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen, high five!
Brian: Alright, yeah, high five!

Stewie: Yeah, alright!

—Family Guy, Back to the Pilot