Jerry Lawler/Funny

• His reaction during WWF Armageddon 1999 when The Kat (Stacy Carter, to whom he was actually married to) exposed her breasts on live television. The high-pitched screams implied he'd never even seen a pair of breasts before.
• During Scott Steiner's debut, after spending a minute or so hyping his big return to the WWE, after Steiner shouts "Gimme a fuckin' mic!", all that comes out of Lawler's mouth is a tiny "uh, oh..."
• Any one of his jokes about Helen Hart, for instance:

"I heard Helen Hart walked into an antique store. They decided to keep her."

• The opening of his match with Michael Cole at Wrestlemania. Cole take shelter in his "Cole Mine" and tries to placate King with a handshake. King accepts...and then promptly refuses to let go, pulling Cole's arm and slamming his face into the Cole Mine repeatedly. The looks on Cole's face really sell it.
  • Also doubles as a Continuity Nod, as Bryan Danielson established that Cole can't escape a simple handshake.
  • He also pulled it off earlier when Cole screwed him out of the WWE title. The next week, he was forced to shake Cole's hand but wouldn't let go. At the end of the promo, Cole got hit by Randy Orton with the RKO.
• Delivering a priceless Humiliation Conga to Michael Cole at Over The Limit.
• Forget the "puppies"; what about how nuts King went whenever someone showed their rear end for whatever reason (especially Vince McMahon and Triple H)? Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?
  • This instance is only made better by J.R. and King's banter on the subject.

Jim Ross: I don't think we need to see that rear end again.
Jerry Lawler: What do you mean?!
Jim Ross: Do you like Vince's rear end, King?

• From the 1997 Royal Rumble: Jerry is doing commentary with Vince McMahon and Jim Ross while it's just Bret Hart and Steve Austin in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, Bret's got no time for this shit.
• Him claiming ECW stands for "Extremely Crappy Wrestling".