If Bella Were Sane/Funny

List of Funny Moments for the fanfic If Bella Were Sane.

• "The excuses people make up for incest."
• "I really better stay away from him. He looks kind of mentally unstable. It'd totally ruin my day to be raped, killed and dumped in a trash can behind a McDonald's somewhere."
• "He also says that we shouldn't be friends. O-kay, mister bipolar weirdo, fine with me. In fact, I'll help you with that venture by staying the hell away from you as much as possible."
• "Oh, fucking fuck. Just fan-fucking-tastic."
• The Take That at Stephenie Meyer.
• The entirety of the third chapter. Giving it away would ruin it.