Hulk Vs/Funny

• The Stinger at the end of the Wolverine segment:

• Deadpool crawls out of wreckage*
  

Deadpool: ...I can't believe it! I'm alive! I'm aliiiiiiiiiiii-!!

• Gets stomped on in passing by The Hulk's super leap*
  

'pool: ...ow...

• • Way to make me nearly drown on dry land, fellas.
• All of Deadpool's dialogue.
  • "Noooooooo...Thaaaaaat waaaaaaas my favoriiite gunnnnnn!"
  • "Logan, buddy! It's me, Deadpool! I shot yooooou. :D"
  • "Hey, do you still have that indestructible skull?"
    • *metallic ping* "OWW! Dammit..!"
  • "Who wants snacks? YOU DO!"
  • Though arguably, he may have crossed a line with:

Deadpool: What do you say after the mission, we kill all those floating babies?

• • • What? Babies creep him out. "Rock a bye-BANG!".
  • "Hey Logan, I think we lost him!"
• Loki sending Bruce Banner skidding a long way across a room by casually backhanding him (barely even touching him). Yes, Loki just pimp-smacked Banner.
• "HULK! HATE! CLAW PEOPLE!"