Homeland/Funny

Homeland may be a serious, gritty drama, but even they have their comedic moments.

• From "Blind Spot," during the interrogation of an Islamic terrorist:

Saul: So, you're a religious man and a torturer...what are you, Catholic?

• Also from "Blind Spot," when a CIA crypto analyst gets results:

Crypto Guy: I'd say you owe me dinner, Carrie...possibly even sex.
Carrie: Holy fuck.
Crypto Guy: Well, I wouldn't go that far.

• From "Representative Brody", when Saul and Carrie interrogate the Saudi diplomate:

Carrie: What's in Geneva?
Al Sahrani: Cuckoo clocks!

• • When Carrie presents proof of Al Sahrani's homosexuality in a bid to blackmail him, Al Sahrani responds by saying:

Al Sahrani: Yes! I suck cock! And I like it! Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

Aileen Morgan: My dad thought Elvis was the devil.
Saul: [FBI director J. Edgar] Hoover thought he was a national security threat.