Highschool DxD/Funny

• Anime episode 3. Nipple lasers. That is all.
• Episode 4 had Freed's For real? face when Ise promotes himself to Rook.
• Anime Episode 7/Light Novel Volume 3: Issei giving Saji a very firm handshake after he enthusiastically shakes hands with Asia.
  • Issei suffers a Groin Attack during the dodgeball game, and gets treated by Asia's Healing Hands.

Koneko: I have no words to suit this scene.

• • And after that Rias says they can't let Issei's death be in vain.
    • Although considering what happened to Issei in the light novels...
• Episode 8: To an understandably furious Koneko.

Issei: So... come here often?

• • Issei accidentally walks in on Asia when she's in the shower and he is the one that Screams Like a Little Girl
• Episode 9: Asia trying to read from her bible knowing it will cause her terrible pain and doing so anyway, repeatedly.
• In chapter 2 of Volume one Issei suffers a Rhetorical Question Blunder when he fails to use the magical diagram after being summoned and Rias tells him to travel on foot. He asks "What kind of Devil shows up on a bicycle after being summoned?". Koneko points at him in response.
• Volume 3. Kiba gets spanked by Rias with Ise laughing throughout the whole time.
• Volume 6, Chapter 2: Vali and Bikou with Ise look at Mil-tan. Their reaction? They think he's a nekomata using senjuutsu to hide his form. Ise's first-person tsukkomis are priceless.
• Volume 7, Ddraig and Albion crying at the fact that Ddraig is now referred to as the Breast Dragon and Albion being the Butt Dragon.
• Volume 7 has Ise trying to talk to Akeno's breasts instead accidentally summons the freaking god of breasts! He then asks Taninim as to whether a breast god exists. EVERYONE stops fighting and looks at Ise like he's going crazy. The kicker as well was Ddraig backed him up and everyone thinks Ddraig lost it.
• Volume 8, Ise's Dark and Troubled Past. That is all.
• Volume 8, 300 Ise short story. ALL OF IT.
• Volume 8: Introducing, the Four Lords Of Hell Plus One Ultimate Queen Rangers. Ise's reaction is hilarious while Rias thinks this was all real. One particular example stands out: Satan-Pink (Serafore) sees a mysterious object and everyone blasts at said object. Said evil spirit dies on the spot.
• Volume 9: The reason why there are a lot of molesters in the streets? It's because of Ise opening a box way back in the beginning of the Volume.
  • Three words: Breast Lover Zombies.
  • Rossweiss vomiting while fighting off against Heracles because she's still affected by the alcohol she drank earlier in the day.
• Volume 10: You wanna put on a strip show for Issei? Take off your bra first before your panties. Corianna found that out the hard way.
  • The long awaited confession of Issei to Rias and they're about to kiss. Suddenly, they get hit with a Moment Killer when the door of the clubroom opened and everyone in the group was watching it.
• Volume 11 shows us what happens when Ise uses Gift on Rias' breasts. It replenishes his aura at the cost of her breasts shrinking. The kicker? Siegfried makes an Oh Crap face!
  • Siegfreed's Oh Crap was preceeded by Azazel recognizing the conversation as similar to the one Ise had with Tanimin in vol 7. Cue Large Ham.

Azazel: It's heeeeeeerrrreeeee!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

• • Ophis asks Ddraig if he wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor instead of the Heavenly Dragon Emperor. Cue Ddraig going into another one of his Heroic BSODs.
  • Ddraig needs medicine to calm himself down. One of the most powerful dragons needing medicine just to calm down whenever someone talks about breasts.
• YMMV on this one but one of the latest short stories involve Akeno having a S&M with her father after finding out that he and his wife engaged in that sort of thing every single night. Oh and Azazel joins them, being also a masochist. In short, All Women are Doms, All Men are Subs.
• Volume 12: Opfis and Great Red sang the Oppai Dragon theme music. Ddraig, was definitely not amused.
  • Issei, in his spirit form, laments at the fact that he can't make out with Rias with his current state.
  • Issei's He's Back moment. He even has to say "breasts" to let his friends know that he has returned, much to his consternation.
  • Ophis tapping the "ground" that she and Issei are on. When asked, all she said was "I'm defeating Great Red."
• Koneko being turned from stoic, to perverted molester, in one of the special episodes.
• The Ophis short story has a ton of these.
  • Rias asks a question as to what Ophis wants for her room since she's permanently staying at Issei's place. Her answer in a deadpan expression: "Great Red's neck."
  • Azazel being a salesman employee after resigning from being the Governor-General of the Grigori fallen angel faction.
  • Rossweiss fighting against old women just for clothes on sale.

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