Hellblazer/Funny

The failed attempt at summoning a demon in Hellblazer, "Son of Man."

Shadowy Figure: IIII AM AN ANAR-KYST! IIII AM AN ANTI-CHRIST!!
Constantine: (Face Palm) Oh Jesus, we've got Sid.
Shadowy Figure: AW WHY WON'T ISS FACKIN', FACKIN', FACKIN BASS WORRRRRKK?!!
Constantine: 'Cos you dunno how to play it, Sid. On your bike.

After Freddie's "fight" with Katchoo in Strangers in Paradise:

Casey: Freddie! Say something!
Freddie: LAWSUUUUIT!

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