Haunted Technology

Haunted, yes, but it would make throwing a barbecue a lot cheaper.


Take an everyday piece of technology. Maybe a microwave oven, or an MP3 player, or even the very computer you're browsing this site with right now. Not very scary, right?

But what if... THERE'S A GHOST INSIDE IT?! BETCHA SCARED NOW, HUH?!

Putting a ghost inside technology can have a range of terrifying (and not so terrifying) effects - perhaps that old camera begins to take photos of the future, or your mobile phone receives phone calls from beyond the grave. Or perhaps it just kills everyone. Very often completely ignores the actual limits of the technology involved, such as the fact that an oven can't chase someone or that computers need power to do anything. This is especially true for Internet-dwelling monsters because Everything Is Online.

Done well, this can be a powerful source of Paranoia. Done badly, it becomes Narmtastic Nightmare Retardant.

Not related to Ghost in the Machine (or Shell). Compare with Digitized Hacker, where the ghost is virtual, not supernatural. See also: Attack of the Killer Whatever.

Strangely enough, Japanese mythology regards this as particularly unlikely as supernatural beings are said to avoid electricity. Bamboo Technology should theoretically be susceptible to this, however.

See also Electromagnetic Ghosts, for when they just cause problems with technology, yet don't inhabit it.

Examples of Haunted Technology include:

Anime and Manga

  • Mahou Sensei Negima narrowly averts this. Cute Ghost Girl Sayo may have been given a robotic body, but she's controlling it by possessing a voodoo doll (with a cute exterior) and controlling a Mobile Suit Human.
  • Those Who Hunt Elves has a haunted/possessed tank. Luckily, it's an animal's ghost and is real friendly with the main cast.
  • The Big O While being heavily implied (and accepted by many fans) as being semi-sentient machines, the extent of a Megadei's independence (those in the Big series, at least) at first appears to be just walking on their own volition and picking up their pilots... and then you get episode 24, which secures their Haunted Technology status forever. Alan Gabriel in Big Duo Inferno is about ram a drill into Big O, when the arm with the drill... just... won't... move. Then Big Duo moves backwards, and Schwarzwald-literally out of nowhere(he's supposed to be dead by now)-gives Gabriel a "The Reason You Suck" Speech, to which cables burst out of every inch of the Big Duo's cockpit. Duo proceeds to "eat" Alan Gabriel. see for yourself.
    • Also the message displayed on the monitor in the cockpit of every Megadei changes at this moment for Alan: "YE GUILTY" This event happened after he told Roger about how he intends to use Big Duo solely for mass murder and destruction.
  • I Love Bubu Chacha - A non-horrifying example.


Comic Books

  • Green Lantern opponent Sinestro once possessed Doiby Dickles' 1940s taxi, Goitrude, in a story titled "Our Mastermind the Car".
    • Residents of Korugar, Sinestro's home planet, believe that his ring is cursed, to the point that Green Lanterns chosen from that planet are considered "Lost" and are no longer welcome among their people (Sinestro isn't a very nice person).
      • Subverted with Green Lantern Soranik Natu, whose various good works aiding the lower-class of Korugar have increased her popularity, to the point where she's (much to her chagrin) hailed as a symbol for revolution against the corrupt elite.
  • The Haunted Tank - although it's actually a good haunting, as the ghost of Confederate general J.E.B. Stuart provides invaluable advice to his namesakes, tank commander Jeb Stuart and the tank itself, an M3 Stuart.
  • The Disney Adventures multi-part comic The Legend of the Chaos God was about the casts of the various Disney Afternoon series having separate encounters with Solego, an evil wizard trapped in an amulet who could possess anyone who touched it. Towards the end of the comic, Solego figures out how to possess technology in the same manner. He first takes control of Pete's new car in the Goof Troop chapter, then Gizmoduck's armor in the DuckTales and Darkwing Duck chapters.

Fan Work

Film

  • The Ring, with the haunted video tape.
  • One Missed Call, with the haunted mobile phone voicemail.
    • Parodied on a humor site with a fake poster for a movie called Technologically Savvy Vengeful Ghost
  • The infamous B-movie The Car.
  • Parodied in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Over an awkward dinner, Peter and Aldous mock Sarah for taking a role in a movie where cellphones killed their owners.
    • Which is a parody of Pulse (mentioned below), which the actress playing Sarah starred in.
  • Feardotcom featured a haunted snuff website.
  • This is more or less the whole point of the movie Pulse and its American adaptation.
  • Poltergeist features some haunted technology, specifically a TV screen that shows static and talks to the youngest child in the family, and the whole series is thought to be cursed.
  • White Noise (not to be confused with the post-apocalyptic sci-fi web comic by Melinda Timpone)
  • In the film Pi, the protagonist uses his supercomputer to decode a strange number which can predict the stock market, and is apparently somehow related to God and the structure of the universe. In addition to causing serious mind screwy fever dreams for the protagonist when he thinks about it too hard, processing the number seems to make his computer leak some sort of goo (presumably the idea is it is creating primordial life). So basically, his computer is possessed by God.
  • The Twonky was a 1953 movie about an evil mind-controlling television.
  • Kiryu (the version of Mechagodzilla from Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla) is possessed by the ghost of the original Godzilla, causing it to occasionally rampage.

Folk Lore


Literature

  • Stephen King appears to like this trope:
    • "The Mangler" (published in the collection Night Shift) is about a haunted industrial laundry machine, nicknamed the mangler. An unlikely set of circumstances caused it to become possessed, and an attempt to exorcise it missed a variable affecting the creature, turning it into a mobile killing machine.
    • Christine is about a possessed car.
    • "The Sun Dog" is about a camera with a monster inside it.
    • From a Buick 8 is about a car which, while not possessed, is supernatural. Actually the Buick isn't really a car, although they don't find out for sure exactly what it is.
  • The titular character in The Boggart by Susan Cooper also possesses a computer—it turns out to be relatively benign, though.
  • In Stationery Voyagers, Librions are quite literally robots with souls inside them. They interact with a cybernetic brain interface that, due to being artificial, disrupts their cosmic orientation. Due to the way that interface works, they constantly blur the lines between a literal ghost and a Virtual Ghost. Their quasi-immortality inside their robotic selves tends to be very prone to developing mental illness.
  • The Ghost and the Goggle-Box by Duncan Ball features a television haunted by the ghost of its former owner. (He'd died while watching it, and when he got up and tried to switch it off, he somehow got trapped inside.)
  • The Cleaning Machine, a short story by F. Paul Wilson, features a supernatural machine which makes everyone who goes near it disappear without a trace. May not be haunted however- the story never actually explains where it came from, how it got there, or what it is.
  • The Demon Download series is replete with this trope. Unsurprising, really, given the title of the first novel and the series overall. The first book has a demon infecting computer systems and operating any technology those computer systems are connected to, resulting in a demon-possessed United States Road Cavalry cruiser and later on, possessed kitchen appliances. In Comeback Tour, the only reason the Josephites are able to get the Needlepoint system working is that they're using voodoo to have the Kill Sat possessed by Elder Seth.


Live Action TV

  • The Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "I Robot, You Jane" has a demon which possesses a computer (and then the Internet, and finally a robot body) as the result of a book-scanning project.
  • Star Trek examples:
    • Star Trek: The Original Series
      • In the episode "Wolf In the Fold", an energy being left the human body it was occupying and entered (and took control of) the Enterprise computer. Spock drove it out with a Logic Bomb ("Compute to the last digit the value of pi.").
    • Star Trek: The Animated Series
      • In The Practical Joker, an playful energy cloud took over the Enterprise computer and played pranks on the crew.
      • It also happened in the episode "Beyond the Farthest Star", when an alien entity took over the Enterprise bridge's intruder control system.
  • There was that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where the dying scientist took over Data (a possession plot, but Data is a machine).
  • The Twilight Zone had several:
    • "Living Doll": "My name is Talking Tina, and I don't like you."
    • "A Thing About Machines" has a whole bunch of machines start rising up in revenge against one man who's been abusing them.
    • "You Drive" has a car that starts acting weird in an attempt to get its owner to confess to a hit-and-run accident.
    • "From Agnes -- With Love" has a supercomputer named Agnes which becomes a Clingy Jealous Girl.
    • "The Fever" has a seemingly possessed slot machine that follows the protagonist around, calling his name.
  • Supernatural had a Monster of the Week that called people on the phone and drove them to suicide.
  • Are You Afraid of the Dark? had a gremlin possessing a camera. The camera not only killed people by taking their pictures, but the pictures showed how they would die. By the end of the episode the camera is destroyed but the gremlin ends up in a computer.
  • The Doctor Who episode "The Idiot's Lantern" involves televisions being 'haunted' by an alien who appears as a motherly woman on the screen. She'd eat by taking away someone's 'soul', and through that, their face.
    • And then in "Silence in the Library"/"Forest of the Dead", there were "data ghosts" in the communicators of River Song's expedition team, which were supposedly echoes of their dying moments.
  • My Mother the Car - Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
    • Parodied on The Simpsons, with "The Lovematic Grandpa" - a love tester machine haunted by Abraham Simpson.
  • And don't forget the TV movie Killdozer.
  • Or Road Train for that matter.
  • In the Turn of the Millennium revival of Randall and Hopkirk Deceased, one of Spirit Advisor Marty Hopkirk's first appearances to Jeff Randall was in a First-Person Shooter video game.
  • The Masters of Horror episode called "Cigarette Burns" features a haunted movie.
  • Ghostwatch will make you want to have your TV exorcised. Part of the Paranoia Fuel of the special is that broadcasting a special inside a haunted house effectively has the same effect as a seance... which means every TV watching in Britain is now tuned into a homicidal ghost on multiple wavelengths.

Tabletop Games

  • Chaos likes to do this in Warhammer 40,000, where a daemon can inhabit anything from a chainsword to a tank to a Humongous Mecha.
    • Also sort of inverted (at least in belief) by the idea of "machine spirits," which are supposedly benevolent spirits inside technological devices that help mankind (and some might actually be low-level AIs).
    • Dark Heresy has a few monsters running this, including Bronze Malifect, which is made of Artificial Limbs welded together in strange ways by the tainted Tech-Priests.
  • In the New World of Darkness, the animistic nature of The Shadow means that there is conceivably a spirit for everything. Mages well-versed in the Spirit Arcanum can awaken the dormant spirits in just about anything.
    • Closer to the literal definition of the trope, any ghost with the right Numina can possess technology. Sin-Eaters with the Industrial Key can frequently replicate this effect, mainly through use of the Marionette or the Boneyard.
  • Wraith, the original ghost game from White Wolf, had the Arcanos of Inhabit, which allowed wraiths to possess and manipulate technology (and well as create spectral Artifacts) from beyond the Shroud.
    • Orpheus, the sequel to Wraith, features a character splat whose signature power is possessing machines.
    • The animistic nature of the New World of Darkness spirit world originated with the equally animistic Umbra of the Old World of Darkness, in which every object, plant, rock, concept, and emotion has a corresponding spirit somewhere. Shapeshifters like to "awaken" the spirits of weapons and mind-altering plants to turn them into magical items, and the Glass Walkers tribe of werewolves does the same with their computers, cars, and cell phones. Another option is convincing some other spirit to take up permanent residence in a weapon or machine, with similar results.
  • Magic the Gathering tends to do this with auras that enchant artifacts.

Video Games

  • In Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, the Pokemon Rotom is found in a TV set. Might have been a little scary if he wasn't so damn cute.
    • Up to then though it's pretty disconcerting, with a clear Shout-Out to The Ring. Less disconcerting is that said Pokemon is a shout out to Pulseman.
    • Platinum extends this further by letting Rotom change forms by possessing appliances; a washing machine, a lawnmower, a toaster, a refrigerator, and a fan.
  • In Persona 4, a mysterious late-night television channel somehow murders people on foggy nights. If you happen to watch it on those nights, you can see who the victim will be.
  • Calling has a haunted chatroom website that drags people away and numerous cell phones that get calls from dead people.
  • Nanashi no Game, for the Nintendo DS, is The Ring BUT WITH A Retraux RPG!
  • Ghost Master has ghosts that specialise in making technology spark and jump.
  • Silent Hill features lots of possessed and haunted technology, which should be expected in a possessed and haunted town.
  • Shivers had the electricity Ixupi, which possessed things like a UFO-shaped lamp and an electric chair.
  • [text] - A Summer Story by sakevisual has your character's mobile phone. It's receiving messages from a dead boy.
  • In City of Heroes, the Praetorian variant of the villainous Clockwork King[1] is known as Metronome, and is a ghost able to rewrite and possess the advanced - and ever-present - robots that he helped to create.
  • In the Azshara region of World of Warcraft there is a short Horde chain focused on attempting to deal with a possessed excavation vehicle. The exorcism does not go as intended...
  • Towards the True End of Corpse Party, after discovering that she was the one who killed her best friend Seiko while being controlled, Naomi receives a text that Seiko intended to send her before she died. The text's title? Re: No hard feelings.


Web Original

  • "Haunted Tape Dispenser Unsure How To Demonstrate Hauntedness," as parodied by The Onion.
  • This story.
    • The SCP Foundation in general has a lot of these, and their effects range from the lethal to the benign. It says something about the SCP Foundation that one such object marked as Safe is a sentient tank.
  • A friend of a friend's sister's boyfriend's neighbor said that Leonard Maltin's assistant committed suicide when he watched Suicide Mouse but you won't be doomed if you watch the highly-caffeinated Suicide Mouse Survival Guide
  • User666 - a haunted Youtube video!
  • Subverted In Red vs. Blue, where Church and Tex spend most of the series as ghosts possessing robot bodies. Reconstruction reveals that Church was never really a ghost to begin with, but an AI instead. The same is heavily implied to be true for Tex.
  • The haunted Majora's Mask cartridge of Ben Drowned. And, thanks to people downloading Thetruth.rtf, the Internet as well.
  • The spooky toaster from Neurotically Yours is the current page image. Foamy bought it from Amityville, and it spits out something different than what you put in; for example, put in white bread, you get pumpernickel toast, and bagels become pork chops. But don't use waffles, the seller warned of something about toasted human hands.


Webcomics

  • Schlock Mercenary had an arc involving a haunted battleship which the heroes get at a cheap price. The "haunting" consists of a gurgling in the pipes that sounds like a Voice of Pure Evil telling them that they're doomed to die horribly. The "haunting" drives the ship's AI completely and suicidally insane, since it is unable to find a scientific explanation, and as a machine, it can't accept the existence of the supernatural. Kevyn eventually concludes that the 'haunting' is simply a freak plumbing problem, and the plumbing just happens to sound like an ominous voice proclaiming their doom in their own language, so he flushes out the entire system until it stops. Captain Tagon then orders the AI to repress its memories of the incident, rendering it sane again, though it becomes suicidal if those orders are ever revoked.
  • A common problem in the world of Exterminatus Now, due to the existance of Fernex, Dark God of Technology, whose techno-daemons can possess machinery. Toasters, in fact, are considered perfect for this, and the Inquisitors have to destroy their possessed toasters on a regular basis. Other items have included calculators and an original X-Box.
  • Full Frontal Nerdity parodied Stephen King's fondness for this trope by having the gamers play "Stephen King: The RPG". The GM rolled on a table to determine what the possessed item was and how it killed people. The players ended up fighting a possessed radio that drank blood.
  • Jet Dream: In "The Haunted Copter", the T-Girls' new X-34 Athena Stratolifter is haunted by the ghost of Athena in a parody of DC Comics' The Haunted Tank feature.
  • Aradia Megido becomes one of these in Homestuck.


Western Animation

  • Played for laughs on one episode of The Fairly OddParents that featured magic seeping into various mundane things and transforming them. This included an evil plant, an evil couch, an evil TV set and - my favorite - an evil phone that said, "The number you've reached...is trying to kill you."
  • Taken to its logical extent in Transformers Generation 1 and Beast Wars in which the possessed machines were Transformers and the possessing spirit was...also a Transformer, specifically the immortal spark of Air Commander Starscream. hd
  • Technus in Danny Phantom pretty much embodies this.
  • Extreme Ghostbusters had a demon who swore to destroy humankind with its own technology for turning its collective back on the occult. It first appears possessing an action figure, then jumps to other machines before sneaking into Roland's proton pack and subtly brainwashing him into building a Humongous Mecha called "The Infernal Machine," which the demon takes control of.
    • Another episode had a demon inhabiting a cavern underneath an oil refinery. Any vehicles that had gas from the refinery put in them became possessed, and changed into monsters.
    • The Real Ghostbusters had the episode "Killerwatt", which took over anything that ran on electricity. Also, the episode "Lost and Foundry" featured a ghost that escaped our heroes by falling into a vat of molten metal, possessing any metallic objects made from that metal. They battled a terrifying Humongous Mecha in a New Jersey junkyard, and won.
  • Parodied in Filmations Ghostbusters. Here, the Ghostbusters owned the haunted technology, which took the form of skeletal gadgets with anthropomorphic features. Most famous was the Ansabone, which always hung up on callers or had some wisecracks when they succeeded in leaving a message.
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force: When they cloned their television one too many times, it became evil.


Real Life

  • A few years back, an NES for sale on eBay was advertised as being haunted. The seller claimed to hear whispering sounds while playing it. The sounds were actually sound chip malfunctions due to the console's age.
  • James Dean's car, a Porsche 550 Spyder nicknamed "Little Bastard" is claimed to be haunted due to bad luck and accidents associated with the car after Dean's death.
  • Paranormal investigators such as Ghost Hunters who use fancy gadgets to detect ghosts, and scare people with supposed E.V.P. (Electronic Voice Phenomena), anomalous voices or other sounds on electronic audio recordings.
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