Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz

Describe Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz here.

How?

Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz is a strange Harry Potter fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and McGonagall. The band then does around the world using their Magic Tour Bus and...destory every town they go to.

And while they are gone, Hogwarts has a slight problem that Harry, Malfoy, and Cho Chang need to take care of.

A little Wiki Magic, if you will?

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Tropes used in Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz include:

• A Date with Rosie Palms: Neville finds a closet filled with Playboys when he, Harry, Draco, and Cho are searching for weapons to fight the zombies. He enters and never leaves.
• Artifact Title: Even though his name is in the title, Hagrid seems to have the least screen time devoted to him. Justified as the title is the band's name.
• Brown Note
• Butt Monkey: SHUT UP, RON!
• Crack Fic: Herp derp
• Cloudcuckoolander: Dumbledore, Luna, and sometimes Hagrid.
• Eats Babies: Aragog. He joins the band "for the bite-sized children."
• Gag Boobs: Hermione's can eat people. And talk.
• Gratuitous Japanese: At Sailor Earth's request, Voldemort sings a love song, "with a lot of Japanese words".
• Mary Sue: In universe. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including Bella Swan. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of Voldemort, Sailor Earth, Peggy Shipper, Lapis Lazuli, Madison Misery, Nocturne Langley and Leon Goldborn.
  • Thirty-Sue Pileup: mentioned by name.
• No Indoor Voice: Hargid in particular, but there is much screamed dialogue in this fic.
• Oireland: Every stereotype imaginable is used. And then it explodes.
• Put on a Bus: McGonagall. Literally.
• Refuge in Audacity: At one of its tamer moments, Snape takes advantage of the zombie outbreak by having sex with Harry's dead mother.
• Remember the New Guy?: Apparently, Dobby was in the band since day one.
• Running Gag: People mistaking Aragog for various bugs and crabs.
• Shout-Out: Several, mostly to bad fanfictions and My Immortal.
  • Luna steals two boys from a NAMBLA meeting. Their names are Sora and Riku.
  • Draco says they should go to Pigfarts to escape the zombies. Harry scoffs at the idea... and then kills Rose Potter.
• The Power of Rock
• Yaoi Fangirl: Luna
  • Yaoi Guys: Sora and Riku, Luna's "Yaoi Pets".
• Zombie Apocalypse