Gaia Online/Funny

Almost anything Brennivin says, ever:

Brennivin: In many activity I am well experienced. Not so much the English.

- During the Halloween Event:

Brennivin: Father forbid pastille day when I growing up... I say "Trick and treat!" one time and he turn me to silverwares. Like TEN silverwares. It suck.

- Edmund refuses to give Brennivin more information about a dangerous situation for his own good:

Edmund: No offense, Brennivin, but the less you know, the better. We're dealing with people who don't like loose ends.
Brennivin: Nah! The conditioner everday! No loose ends!

"Ladyhands," a huge, buff mechanic with tiny, delicate, feminine hands.
Ian:

Hey, wanna hear a joke? Knock kno-interrupting cow! No, wait, I always screw that one up.

A lot of what Sasha says is pretty hilarious, but her attempt at poetry takes the cake.

I'm taking a poetry class at the JC. Like, check this out:
They say my hair
is totally sweet
but deep down inside
I just want to make people happy and I totally love world peace and baby ducks.
I WROTE THAT!

Nearly everything Diedrich says that isn't horrifying, and sometimes even then. Like the mini-comic that kicked off the 2K12 Easter Event.

Diedrich: (after being sent flying by a grenade) I am fine! Did you know Grunnies are very hardy?
Diedrich: Maybe... maybe it is not possible to die.

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