Friendship Is Witchcraft/Funny
- The ABBA-lanche.
- "I think it's about time you took a bath. Now." "But the water makes me feel funny..."
- The lecture on robots.
- If you put the vid on captioning, you can read about Cheerilee thinking her husband was a robot.
- The Equestrian national anthem.
- This little exchange in Neigh, Soul Sister:
Sweetie Belle: I bet you don't even have a war face!
Rarity: (half-heartedly) Rawrr...!
Sweetie Belle: RAWWRR! See!? Mine's better!
- "Oh! Did you find a new friend?" *crushes apple* "I killed it!"
- Twilight apparently being an avid fanfic writer who ships "Applesack" and "Charity" together. When Applejack and Rarity have to stay at Twilight's house, she forces them to re-enact all 70 chapters of her story.
- At the end of that episode, Twilight sends her fanfic to Princess Celestia, who has a great reaction to Twilight's letter telling her about it.
Princess Celestia: Please let it be a one-shot!
Twilight: Enclosed are all seventy chapters!
- Twilight's friendship reports.
- "Incoming mortar!"
- "And she just kept screaming all day! Like... what's up with that?"
- *Buy some apples!*
- Most of the background pony dialog.
"I just follow the crowd!"
- From the fourth episode in the Cute-Cinera
"Parties are for grownups too!"
- From Dragone Baby Gone:
Applejack: With just a little teamwork, we can all-
Twilight: I'm going in alone!
- The history of Celestia and Molestia.
"The two sisters would spin in circles for hours, because having fun is part of life."
- Zecora's voice. Oh, and:
Zecora: Hey there kiddo, don't be sad. This night didn't turn out so s-sad... Just listen to what I've... sai-aid.. And then you won't feel so sad!
- Zecora in general is good for a laugh.
Mayor Mare: Here to drop the 4-1-1 on Molestia, I present Zecora, the whimsical rhyming zebra!
Zecora: Gather kids and form a circle, and listen as I... (beat, then muttering to herself) um... circle... circle... uh.... Hey kids, who wants to follow me to the creepy statue?
- This particular exchange:
Pinkie Pie: I'm just a kid! I fit in!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, didn't you already have a childhood?
Pinkie Pie: ... No.
- Fluttershy's "ritual".
- The following:
[CHERRY]jack: Aww, corn! Luna's gone back to Space Camp! Without someone to gawk at, our own faults are exposed! Especially the children.
Noi: I just wanted to feel validated!
Twilight: Eww, look at her dress!
[LEMON]jack: I know, right?
Twilight: Let's have a dance party!
[WATERMELON]jack: A dance party?
Twilight: Whenever I feel depressed, I just DANCE PARTY!
(dance party ensues)
[KIWI]jack: Well, cob. The dance party's over! Without somethin' to groove to, we have to think about life and stuff! Especially the children.
Noi: I just wanted to boogie down!
[BANANA]jack: In that dress? I don't think so.
- Pip's love for Luna. "Awkward, but fun! Nerdy, but fun! Silly, but fun! Purple, but fun! Secret... but fun! Not fun, but fun! Funfun, funfun!"
- Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara's vocal cameos. "We're not friends Pip!" "Stop following us!"
- "You made Spike break!"
- And then,
Twilight: Hmmm...
Spike: Twilight...help...
Twilight: Mmmm.
- From Sweetie Belle and Rarity's argument:
Rarity: What would you know about strength? You can't even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a slinky!
(Later)
Sweetie Belle: I'm leaving! (Walks offscreen, accompanied by thumps and slinky noises) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
- From the end of Lunar Slander:
Luna: I do not see how these scary teeth will make me more sexy...
Twilight: Because... vampire!
- As if Bon Bon's "I didn't put those in my bag!" line wasn't funny enough by default in the original, it gains an even more Jerkass tone...
- Many of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's lines in "Cute From The Hip" combined with their male voices:
Diamond Tiara: Hey, Cakey is MY best friend, I get to decide when she dies!