Family Guy/Memes

"You know what really grinds my gears? People who repeat things over and over to try to get other people to repeat them. It's so annoying!"
- Because you touch yourself at night.
- Giggity!
- Buttscratcher?
  - Buttscratcher!
- Hey, how's that novel you've been workin' on?
- Good contribution, Diane.
  - We now turn to Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa.
- Shallow and pedantic.
- Hey, Tropers! Have you heard about the bird?
  - No! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Do Not Want!
  - Only that it's equal to and/or greater THAN the word.
    - CHECK IT AGAIN!
- ISS GON RAIN!
  - Good news everyone. Marijuana is now legal. LEgal. Leeegal. And everything is just great. How's the weather holding up, Ollie? Not too bad.
- Want some cool whip?
  - You mean "Cool Hwhip."
    - This trope is "ruwined!" The whole trope is "ruwined!"
    - YOU'RE EATING HAIR!
    - Cleavland: Oh, that's nasty...
    - Brian, you're acting hweird!
      - Oh come on, that one doesn't even have an H in it!
- There are way too many ostriches! Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches. This is a terrible vacation!
- Oh no! Did I hit Craaaazy Staaairs?
- I NEED AN ADULT!
- Oh mah gawd, yera hoers?
- MEG! *Raspberry*
- Shut up, Meg.
- Ju-ju-ju-ju-Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 I got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue...
- Here's the plain situation! There's no negotiaion with the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
- And it's a beautiful day to start the Mets season. Here's the first pitch: And the season is over.
- Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
- (Cleveland) "...and boom goes the dynamite."
  - (also Cleveland) "No. No... no, no, no, no, nooooooooooo..." *cue bathtub falling*
- Oh NO!
  - Ah Know!
- DAMN, NATURE! YOU SCARY!
- Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama!
  - WHAT!!
    - Hi!
- SPACE WEATHER!
Chicken. Gave me a bad coupon.
Brian: (to Stewie) "You're drunk." Stewie: (to Brian) "You're sexy."
Oh my god, who the hell cares?

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