DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story/Funny

• Most of the movie. Patches, Steve, and White tend to generate these constantly.
• Patches: "You're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!"
  • In the TV edit, he says, "poopie-flavored lollipop", which is just as funny (and gross).
• If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
• "Who's Steve the Pirate?" (later...) "Oh it's Steve the Pirate"
  • Explanation: He doesn't recognize Steve the Pirate when he's in his pirate costume, but instead during the one time in the whole movie that he's in normal clothing.
• "Fuckin' Chuck Norris."
  • The director stated in the DVD commentary that he wishes he had a way to have that line play on repeat all throughout his house.
• Patches "...Bye Bye" I dont know why it just cracks me up
• When the Girl Scouts get disqualified and one of them walks up to the girl who caused it and says, "God damn you, Bernice!"
• After White introduces Fran to the Joes, who nails a guy across the bad room with a dodgeball.

Justin: I think that guy might really be dead!