Dirty Potter/Characters

Jim Dale

• Even the Guys Want Him
• Interactive Narrator
• Memetic Sex God
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: Word of God states this Jim Dale is an entity completely separate from the real Jim Dale.
• N-Word Privileges: He's Jim fucking Dale!! He can do whatever he wants!!

Dirty Potter Characters

Harry Potter

• Megane

Hermione Granger

• Insufferable Genius
• Only Sane Woman: She comes off as the only voice of reason amongst her peers. But Hermione is not above engaging in various sexual activities herself.

Ron Weasley

• Redheaded Hero: The "hero" part is debatable.
• Red Hair and Freckles
• Trapped in Another World

Albus Dumbledore

• Back from the Dead
• My Name Is Not Durwood: Jim Dale cannot remember Dumbledore's name; whether he genuinely forgot or is doing this on purpose is hard to determine.
• Posthumous Character: Dumbledore has been murdered by Snape.
• Invisible to Gaydar

Draco Malfoy

• Dragged Into Drag: Stuffed into a miniature tutu.

Haggrid

• Anything That Moves: If it stands still long enough.
• Gag Penis: The size of Hogwarts!!
• Shotacon

Fuckbeak

• A Date with Rosie Palms: It's all he's been doing since "the incident" that got him expelled.
• Complete Monster: A very sick fuck of an individual, even by Dirty standards. Apparently, he crossed the Moral Event Horizon and is falsely said to have died as a cover story because of it.

J.K. Rowling

• Creator Cameo: An intersting use of the trope.
• Fartillery: So powerful to send people into other dimensions.
• Hermaphrodite

Others

• Acceptable Targets: The students of Hogwarts are apparently learning spells to defend themselves against Black people.
• The Nose Knows: Voldemort can smell cum from anywhere!
• The Stoner: Professor Sprout confiscates a bag of pot from Ron and Harry, and rewards the House of Gryffindor.

Dirty the Pooh Characters

Winnie the Pooh

• Big Eater: Loves to eat honey, cum, his friends, and will sell his soul for more.
• Complete Monster: In his dimension, he brings about death and destruction.
• Deal with the Devil: Word of God says Pooh sold his soul for honey and gay porn.

Pooh: My very dear friend, Satan, has told me to tell you that the job for today is to DIE and make it as painful as possible."

• Everything's Worse with Bears: you have no idea!
• Katanas Are Just Better: Pooh somehow gets ahold of one.
• Would Hurt a Child: Pooh uses a ginormous ninja sword to cut Roo into strips and later bites off a baby rabbit's head to drink its warm glorious blood.

Tigger

• Made of Iron: He survives unscathed.
• Not Afraid to Die: Even in the face of death, Tigger finds it boring!

Others

• Author Existence Failure: Pooh decapitates David Benedictus offscreen (or offaudio?) and displays his severed head.

Standalone Dirty Characters

Peter Pan

• Completely Missing the Point: Peter's ideas to atone for shitting on Wendy are mostly...pissing and shitting on other people.
• Must Make Amends: He tries to make up for taking a shit on Wendy.