Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)/Funny

• The ICPO (wait... ICP... What the-!) meeting.

Man 1: "Why don't you grow a pair Johnny?!"
Guy in the background: "Who's Johnny?"
Man 2: "That's uncalled for. I don't even like pears."
Man 3: "BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!"
Man 4: "Well he's a fag."
Man 5: "I know."
Man 1: "This is ridiculous. Let's let L solve the case."
Man 5: "Poor guy thinks the alphabet will solve the case."

• • Later.

Soichiro: "Get out of here."
Matsuda: "But it's my first time."
Other man: "There's a virgin in here!"

• In DND: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"