Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)
Ryuk and Light: No thanks... I'm much too busy staring at nothing...
Voice Over: And thus our heroes found a common interest...
A Death Note Abridged Series by HikariPop. 4 abridged episodes, as well as gag dubs, YouTube poops and FanVids...
- A Date with Rosie Palms: "I'M STILL MASTURBATING!" (no he isn't...)
- DND XIV: "Don't call me in the restroom... I'm doing things..."
Soichiro: "Holy shit! Turn it off!"
L: "No."
- Anti Role Model - Light is a cool nerd never to be looked up to by the audience.
- Arbitrary Skepticism
- Asshole Victim
- Audio Erotica:
Light: "Tell you what, I'm going to molest you... with my vocal cords and make you have the multimate orgasm. That will make you want me."
- Beauty Equals Goodness – "Time to kill more ugly people... I mean criminals."
- Berserk Button: Light goes into a rampage after Lind smiles at him.
Light: I consider myself a very calm person........ AND HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARES!"
- Meanwhile:
L: "I'm a strawberry."
Light: "Doesn't that mean... you're a fruit?"
L: "No." (kicks in the face)
Light: "You left your penis on the bus.
Raye: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Bishonen - "Nice hair but mine's prettier."
Light: "How could I lose a beauty contest to Leonardo DiCaprio. WHATAREYOULOOKINGATYOUFUCKINGSHINIGAMI?!"
- Bi the Way: Light.
- Black Comedy Rape: "Rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it."
- Broken Record: "You put your right hand in. You put your right hand in."
- Catch Phrase – "Most people wouldn’t X... BUT I WOULD!!!!" "DEATH TO THE UGGOS!!"
- Cloudcuckoolander: L. "Now put this strawberry to bed. Be careful. That's a sensitive strawberry."
- "Hey, I'm a strawberry."
- Crazy Jealous Guy - Ryuk
- Cross-Dressing Voices
- Curse Cut Short: "The fu-bleeeeep"
- Evil Laugh: In DND VII Light laughs a good twenty seconds. "You have no idea, do you? That I... am the ultimate dancer."
- Fail O'Suckyname – "The Legend of * snicker* Kira the Savior."
- "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LIND?! IT SOUNDS LIKE LINDA!"
- Funny Foreigner: "These guys are terrible foreigners. They fail to have amusing accents."
- Gag Dub: The "DND series" is an extreme version and is completely random compared to other works.
- Heh Heh, You Said "X": Ryuk giggles at the word "fuck".
- Helium Speech: The Helium Note Episode.
Near: "No questions about why I sound like a hamster please."
L: Woah, maybe I should lay off the sugar for a while... (Beat) NAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Image Board: "Why don't this porn load faster?! I'm gonna fuck 4chan for this!"
- I Shall Taunt You - "Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!"
- Incredibly Lame Pun - "A serial rapist is on the loose and he's not just raping cereal anymore."
- Informed Ability:
Light: Oh yeah, the proof for the viewers that I'm very smart.
Sachiko: (reading test scores) Oh my, you're very smart.
Light: Yeah well, I'm going to go to my room and stare at a book.
Sachiko: Good. That's what smart people do!
- Insult Backfire - "...You say that like it's a bad thing."
- Jerkass - L and Near.
- Last Request:
"I have one last request. I want you to kill Peter Parker. And now I request for one more thing. Get the [bleep] out of my office, you damn bitch."
- Lethal Chef – "Who put skulls in my soup bowl again!"
- The Man in the Mirror Talks Back - L's reflection in his tea tries to convince him that he should go on a murderous rampage and steal doughnuts.
- Married to the Job – "So you're going to spend all your time writing in the Death Note instead of having any kind of social life."
- Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate: Dr Schorks, damn man never washes his hands!
- Motor Mouth: Ryuk at the end of episode three.
- The Movie
- Phrase Catcher: "Why you gotta be a nerd?"
- Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Watari speaks like a stereotypical black man... Mother'fo.
- Screams Like a Little Girl: Matsuda.
- SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!: Killing ugly people is serious business.
- Shameless Self Promoter –
Ryuk: I saw you [Light], you made that website yourself!
- Shout-Out – to Holes, The Exorcist, Desperate Housewives, and Mission: Impossible. The exclamation mark sound from Metal Gear Solid is also used. And tons more here:
- Smart People Play Chess
- Invisible to Gaydar: Light (he's bisexual). After Ryuk tells him he's being stalked he first asked if it was his ex-boyfriend. He still refers to Ryuk as a "fag" though.
- Ted Baxter – Light
- Textbook Humor: "If one guy gives you a beer, okay and you’ve already had two beers then what are the odds you’ll get drunk off your ass?"
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch
- Tokyo Is the Center of the Universe: Justified, L says Kira has to be in Japan because of their hairstyles and giant robots.
- Too Dumb to Live: Raye lampshades and points out every single hole in his plan in incredible detail. Still does everything wrong though.
- Totally Radical: "Hamsters are pimpin'."
- This Trope Is Bleep: Zigzags continuously.
- The Unintelligible – L's voice filter.
- Violation of Common Sense
- Vitriolic Best Buds – Light and Ryuk
- With Catlike Tread - Raye Penber stalks Light while loudly humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
- Yaoi Fangirl: A group of them are discussing fanfiction in the first episode.
- You Are Not Alone -
Ryuk: Death Gods are lazy. We just kill people so we don’t die! We don't serve any purpose!
Light: Ahh. I think you Shinigami are very special, Ryuk.
Ryuk: Really?
Light: Yeah. Too bad you guys are all ugly as fuck.
Mello: (to somebody else) "When are you gonna die?!"
Near: "Your mum."
Everybody: "..."