Deadpool/Characters

Aside from moi, my series is a home for lesser known, but still pretty awesome people. Not as awesome as me, of course, but honestly, who is?

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Althea / Blind 'Al' Alfred

Tropes:

• The Atoner: Seems like she pushed me in the right direction because she wanted to atone for bad things she did in her past.
• Cool Old Lady
• Dark and Troubled Past: See above.
• Handicapped Badass: "Blind" isn't just a nickname.
• Laxative Prank: Oh, I remember the time she pulled that on me...
• Mysterious Past: Something-something British Intelligence, something-something WWII, something-something a bright young American lad...
• Parental Substitute
• Sole Survivor: I got paid to kill her in Zaire, but I decided to kill everyone but her.
• Stockholm Syndrome: She didn't even want to leave when I finally let her go. Not that I asked her.

Jack Hammer / Weasel

Tropes:

• Extreme Doormat: Sometimes even I wonder why he keeps coming back.
• Gadgeteer Genius
• Geek Physiques
• Nerd Glasses
• Punny Name
• The Starscream: Usually I would off him, but he's just too useful.
• With Friends Like These...: Don't let his geeky appearance fool you, over the years he's screwed me over just as much as I screwed him.

Deadpool Corp

Tropes applying to the whole group :

• Alternate Self: a whole team of alternate me!
• The Chosen One: yeah, the Contemplator choosed us to save the Universe. Finally, someone recognize our value...

Lady Deadpool

• Ms. Fanservice: at least when she keeps her mask on.
  • Or not...
• Screw Yourself: I kinda tried that with her we first met. But it was weird, even for us, and I really don't want to talk about it...
• Tomboyish Ponytail

Kidpool

• Laser Blade: his favourite weapon.

Headpool

• Oracular Head
• Our Zombies Are Different

Dogpool

• Team Pet
• The Unintelligible: well, he is a dog, what did you expect ?