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Cuanta Vida/Characters
BLU
Spy
"I never claimed to be a good spy."
- Blue Eyes
- Chaste Hero
- Chronic Hero Syndrome: He seems to be acting on instinct, which often has him doing good but stupid things.
- Closet Key: For BLU Scout
- Cower Power
- Crazy Prepared: "You always carry a wire hangar with you?" "Only when I want to steal a car.
- Dude in Distress: Has this down to a science.
- Funetik Aksent
- The Hero
- Heroic Self-Deprecation: He's utterly convinced for most of the comic that he's not a good spy (which isn't entirely true - his only failing as a spy is his refusal to kill people, he's still pretty good at the subterfuge elements that come with the job), and that BLU Scout would probably lose interest in him at some point.
- Messy Hair
- Naive Newcomer
- Oblivious to Love: Take you...where?
- A Protagonist Shall Lead Them
- Reluctant Warrior
- Socially Awkward Hero: Actually manages to stay calm in the face of danger (unless it involves fire), but still manages to act like a complete dork the rest of the time.
- Scars Are Forever
- Technical Pacifist
- Unreliable Narrator: To his Unseen Audience, Rojo.
- The Woobie: He is already this in spades, but someone pointed out the implicit sadness of this page. He has thought about it, and that means the only reason he didn't go for it (besides the plot and his own un-assertiveness), was his fear that Jeremy would just leave him once they escaped. Sweet LORD, Jordi.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Deathly afraid of fire.
Scout
"This is all fucked the fuck up!"
- Attention Whore
- Boomerang Bigot: Really seems to hate gay people. Because he is one.
- Clingy Jealous Boy: Subtle shades of this when RED Scout is around Bleu.
- Cluster F-Bomb: About half of anything he says.
- If It's You, It's Okay: His eventual attitude towards Bleu
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?:The other half of anything he says.
- The Lancer
- Like a Weasel: Books are for nerds!
- Luminescent Blush: Here.
- Screams Like a Little Girl: YEEEEEEEEK!
- Security Cling: The more extreme variation, he leaps into Bleu's arms. While the two of them are in an air vent together.
- Sleep Cute: With Bleu, on this page.
- Tsundere
- Twink
Sniper
- Cold Sniper: Comes across as this, initially.
- Cool Shades
- Driven to Suicide: If the BLU Medic is to be believed.
- Eye Scream
- Face Palm
- The Lancer: To both Spies.
- Man Hug: Hugging ensues when Bleu comforts him after Red's death.
- Nice Hat
- Odd Couple: With Red
- The Quiet One
- The Stoic
- Stoic Woobie
- Invisible to Gaydar
- Unsound Effect: Early on, about half of his lines seem to be actions rather than words.
Pyro
"Hurro."
- Adult Child
- Ambiguous Gender
- The Big Guy
- Expressive Gas Mask
- No Sense of Personal Space
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse
- Psychopathic Manchild: Cute as he may be, he's still a Pyromaniac
- Pyromaniac
- The Unintelligible: Except for one occasion when he partially removed his mask.
Engineer
"He cut anything off?"
- Artificial Limbs: After he lost a hand to Rojo.
- The Engineer: No shit.
- Gadgeteer Genius
- Grumpy Bear: Initially.
- Major Injury Underreaction
- Mr. Fixit: Maintains BLU's equipment
- The Smart Guy
- Team Dad: Older than the rest of Team BLU, seems to be the voice of reason.
Medic
"Need help vit ze bleedink?"
- Axe Crazy: More subtly than other examples.
- Complete Monster
- The Dreaded: The entire BLU team, except Heavy, is terrified of him.
- Mad Scientist
- Hoist by His Own Petard
- Mercy Kill: Sniper
- Playing with Syringes
- Scary Shiny Glasses
RED
Spy
"You're cuter than I expected."
- Anything That Moves: Word of God is that he's pansexual.
- Bishonen
- Closet Key: For Sniper
- Go Out with a Smile
- Handsome Devil
- Heroic Sacrifice: He took a bullet for Sniper.
- Ho Yay: With everyone.
- Magnificent Bastard
- Odd Couple: With Sniper
Scout
"Peep! Go find Engie!"
- Cheerful Child: Despite being as old as anyone else.
- The Chick
- The Fool
- Ho Yay: With Bleu
- Keet
- Sleep Cute: With Bleu, here.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: His pet chicken, Peep.
- Tagalong Kid: Comes across as this
Medic
"T-tut mir leid."
- Apologetic Attacker
- The Chick
- Cower Power
- Ho Yay: With Bleu, RED Sniper, and BLU Heavy
- Meganekko
- Moe Moe: So far, only to the readers.
- Lovable Coward
- Naive Newcomer
- The Woobie
Engineer
- The Engineer
- Gadgeteer Genius
- Odd Friendship: Gets along pretty well with Gabry.
- The Smart Guy
- Team Dad: Towards the RED team.
- The Turret Master: Bleu comments on this early on.
Rojo
"I'm zhe hero in zhis s'ory."
- Axe Crazy
- Balls of Steel
- Complete Monster
- Foe Yay: With Bleu
- Green Eyes
- Handsome Devil
- Morphic Resonance: Though it hasn't been commented on within the comic itself, his disguises are usually given away to the readers by his almost luminescent Green Eyes.
- Psychopathic Manchild
- Replacement Goldfish: In a sense, he's this for Red
- Villainous Breakdown: After being set on fire by the BLU Pyro
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: He at least thinks he's this - he seems to be under the delusion that if he can disable the members of the BLU team (as the team members are only replaced when one of them dies), then they'd have to surrender and RED can win the war, ending the conflict. Because of this mindset, he's done some pretty awful things to the BLU team, whilst thinking that he's "the hero of this story" and that anyone going against him is a traitor.
- Wrong Genre Savvy
Sniper
"That's debatable."
- Cool Shades
- Ensemble Darkhorse
- Fan Nickname: Elvis Sniper
- Fascinating Eyebrow
- Foil: For Rojo. He's calm, logical, and team-oriented, whereas Rojo is... not.
- Memetic Badass
- Only Sane Employee
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