Charles Atlas Superpower/Quotes

What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.

—Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

"I am half-man, half-amazing!"

—Montel Vontavious Porter, WWE Friday Night Smackdown!

"The Charles Atlas course with Dynamic Tension

Can turn you into... A BEAST OF A MAN."

—The Who

Young Bruce Wayne: If only I was a scientist billionaire crime-fighting detective, I could have stopped this!

Narrator: That night, Bruce prays to Jesus to grant him awesome powers.

Bruce: Jesus, please make my muscles develop unrealistically fast and make science really easy to learn.

Narrator: Jesus comes through!

—Jay Pinkerton and Peter Lynn, Batman Origin Comics

Mobster: Those comic books messed with your mind, kid. You can't do this Batman shit in real life. Nobody got that drive. Nobody got those moves. Nobody did all those mother-fuckin' pushups...

Hit Girl: Except me.

—Kick-Ass, the comic.

So ze secret to ze ultimate super soldier is... proper diet und exercise?

—Baron von Blitzschlag, Avengers: The Initiative"

Учение трудно, легко в бою! (Uchenie trudno, legko v boyu! -- roughly "Train hard, fight easy!")

—Generalissimo Alexander Suvorov

The real deathblow comes from Zell's kung fu. Because swords and meteors are one thing, but a good Chuck Norris roundhouse to the jaw will finish anything -- even the devil!

—The Spoony Experiment's Review of Final Fantasy VIII

Fine:How? How can normal man like you stand to the power of Complete Relic?

Genjuro: I eat, watch movies and sleep! A True Man knows nothing else!

—Senki Zesshou Symphogear