Calvin and Hobbes: The Series/Funny

• This excerpt from Calvin's speech from "CALVIN FOR PRESIDENT!":

"Look, the point is…SUSIE DERKINS IS A SNOB! That's right! She looks down on those who do mildly worse than her. She berates the barely smart. She constantly puts me down! THE WOMAN HAS NO IMAGINATION! SHE CAN'T EVEN PLAY A DECENT GAME OF 'MAKE-BELIEVE'! IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO GIVE A SNOWMAN A LOBOTOMY, SUSIE! STOP BEING SO CLOSED-MINDED!"

• This brief exchange from "The Alien Huntress":

Sheila: "Hello, I'm Sheila."
Calvin: "Nice. I'm leaving."