Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film)/Quotes

"Excuse me for not knowing where El Salvador is. Like I'm ever going to Spain, anyway."

—Buffy

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

—Buffy

"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge... (notices Buffy's blank look) Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."

—Merrick

Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby.
Jeffery: Bye! (to Buffy) She thinks my name's Bobby?
Buffy: It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.

"Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead."
"Oh, my God, is that true?"
"Probably. What movie is this?"

—Buffy and Jennifer

"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

—Pike

"I've got something none of the other girls had."
"And what's that?"
"My keen fashion sense."
"Oh, vampires of the world, beware."
"Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

—Buffy and Merrick

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

—Buffy

"C'mon, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!"

—Benny

""They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

—Andy

"Now, I'm a god!
(Pike stakes him)
"And now, you're a coat rack."

—Grueller and Pike

"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!"

—Gary Murray to horde of vampires attacking the school gym

(while dying) "You do everything wrong."
"Sorry. I take it back."
"...No. Do it wrong. Don't play our game."

—Buffy and Merrick

"You ruined my new jacket! (to henchmen) Kill him. A LOT."

—Amilyn, after his left arm has been torn off

"We're immortal. We can do anything."
"Oh yeah? Clap."

—Amilyn and Buffy

"I crashed your party."
"How shallow."
"Yeah well, I'm pretty shallow. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

—Pike and Buffy