Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film)/Funny

• A vampire character's arm has just been accidentally sheared off at the shoulder. He glances at it, then frowns at the sidekick. "You ruined my new jacket!" He then looks at his vampire henchmen and orders, "Kill him a lot!"
• This same character's death scene, near the end of the movie. An exceptionally hammy Paul Reubens milks it for all it's worth.
• This exchange:

Buffy: You were my friend!
Grueller (now a vampire): Now, I'm a god!
[Buffy kicks Grueller in the face, knocking him right back into Pike, who promptly stabs him through the heart with a slab of wood.]
Pike: And now, you're a coat rack!

• A TV news reporter notes that eyewitnesses have compared a vampire victim's neck bite to "a really gross hickey."
• When being attacked by a vamp:

Pike: Look! Air!

• The principal walking around and dropping detention slips on all the dead vampires on the gym floor.