Brown Note/Quotes

Black Mage: I thought you'd sound more, you know, evil.
Evil God: My true voice would make your brain eat itself.

Black Mage: You are so cool.

—Eight Bit Theater

The Anti-Life Equation

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!

—Patrick Star

Waldorf: So, what happens if you read The King in Yellow? Do you go insane?

Statler: Worse! You try to write something similar!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!