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Board James/Funny


  • In the review for Dragonstrike, the narrator on the VHS tells James to check if anyone's watching, and Po passes by the window.
  • The Mr. Bucket review. Mr. Bucket is cornering James with no escape, and Motherfucker Mike comes in the room. You'd think he'll end up saving James, but then this happens:

James: Get away from me! Suck HIS balls!
Mr. Bucket: (turns to Mike) BALLS! B-B-B-B-B-B-BALLS! BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS!
Mike: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

    • From the same episode:

James: I turned you off!
Mr. Bucket: But you turn me on!

    • Before any of that, the absolutely appalled looks on the faces of James and Mike when they watch an old commercial for Mr. Bucket.
  • From the Donut Disaster video.

Bad-Luck Bootsy: I like my coffee how I like my women. *sips coffee* WITH MY DICK IN IT! *pelvic thrust* BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK.

  • Pretty much the entire Doggie Doo video, but here are a few gems:

Mike: Doggie gonna make little doo-doo, or doggie gonna do big shit?
Either Mike or James (not sure which) in a dog-like voice: DOGGIE GONNA DO A BIG SHIT!
(The dog shits)

    • And right after they react to it:

Mike: Ohhh, it's nuclear shit!
James: What kind of toxic waste does this dog shit?
Mike: Nuclear dookie!
James: Nuclear dookie? It's nukie dookie!
Mike (singsong): Nukie dookie, nukie dookie, nukie dookie!

    • And James summing it up at the end, more or less in his usual manner of reviewing:

James: Now, seriously. It's a game... where a dog shits!

    • Seems they're passing over game play in this one.

Mike: So, how do we play this game?
James: Who cares? It's a dog that shits!
Mike: That's what I was thinking!
 

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