Bloodlines/Funny

• Adrian's first meeting with a frozen up Keith.

Adrian: They're waiting for you. Go on in. *leaning close to Keith.* If. You. Dare. Muhahaha.
Keith: *nearly leaps ten feet in the air.*

• Adrian being unimpressed by Sydney showing up at Clarence's house.

Adrian: Oh. It's you.
Sydney: You were expecting someone else? Am I interrupting your social calendar? I don't want to keep you from the mob of fans beating down your door.

• The scene where Jill wants to get pizza for Adrian.

Jill: Do you think we can pick up some pizza along the way? Adrian doesn't want any more of Dorothy's cooking.
Eddie: How terrible for him. Having a personal chef on hand to make him whatever he wants. I don't know how he gets by.

• The scene where Keith accepts a glass of wine and Adrian decides to mess around with him.

Keith: *takes a sip of the wine.*
Adrian: Mmm. O positive, my favorite.
Keith: *spits out the wine he just drank and starts coughing.*
Clarence: Is it? I thought it was a cabernet sauvignon.
Adrian: *keeping a straight face.* So it is. My mistake.

• Sydney's reaction to the Dracula mini-golf course. She can't stop laughing and the others are amused by it.