Bleach: Fan Works (fanfic)

"What happens when badfic authors start watching Bleach? They write bad fanfiction of course."

Bleach: Fan Works is an ongoing parody fanfic by Fanfiction.net user YemiHikari. Best described as a Show Within a Show fic, it is the story of several immature badfic authors as they rampage through the Bleach universe to their own ends. They include:

• Christina Love, who writes a Self Insert Mary Sue into her story, Shinigami Christina. Doesn't take criticism well.
• Jolene Meyers, another "suethor". Her interpretation of the Bleach universe as seen through the eyes of her OC, Amety Kurosaki, is oddly bored and bleak.
• Animus Rover, a male suethor that writes the most totally awesome Soul Reaper ever, and if you don't agree, then you just don't "get" Bleach like he does.
• Oshikko, who, after "flaming" CL's and JM's stories, decides to do creepy stories of sexual abuse and sub/dom relationships with their OCs.
• Yuri Amane, a weeaboo who gives Ichigo the good ol' Ron the Death Eater treatment in order to encourage her preferred RukiHime pairing.

Tropes used in Bleach: Fan Works include:

• Beyond the Impossible: AR's OC uses the Spirit Seed Heroic Smashing Slam to kill over 4.5 million hollows. Never mind that there probably aren't even that many Hollows in Bleach's world of the living, let alone in just one part of Karakura Town.
• Character Derailment: JM really doesn't seem to like the Kurosaki family, and expresses her disdain by making Ichigo dumb and crude, and by making Yuzu unhelpful around the house, allowing Amety to take center stage. Oshikko also does this to CL and JM's OCs.
• Costume Porn: In CL's fanfics.
• Dear Negative Reader
• Department of Redundancy Department: CL's stories tend to tend towards this.
• Don't Like, Don't Read: In-universe.
• Het Is Ew: YA feels this way.
• Internet Backdraft: After CL and JM react badly to his (?) highly critical reviews, Oshikko writes nasty stories starring their OCs.
• Only Sane Man: Amety Kurosaki thinks she's this amongst her family.
• Original Character Gone Horribly Wrong
• Purple Prose: As per the typical Mary Sue author, CL puts a lot of effort and color into her descriptions of her OC's appearance.
• Ichigo The Death Eater
• Rouge Angles of Satin: Cutie 3 Pie's reviews make the English language cry.

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• Small Name, Big Ego: CL and JM, for sure.
• Take That: The whole fic, towards authors of bad fanfic that can't take criticism and subscribe to cliches.
  • YemiHikari really dislikes Twilight, if JM's pen name is any indication. Also, ditzy reviewer Cutie 3 Pie praises JM's story for being reminiscent of Twilight, even though it's really, really not.
• They Plotted a Perfectly Good Waste: Oshikko's hate fics invoke this. Disturbingly enough, they may actually be better than either of CL or JM's fics; the basic plots could be considered interesting, just not for the Bleach universe.
• What Happened to the Mouse?: Animus Rover has only been featured in one chapter so far.