Beard of Evil/Quotes

Qui-Gon: Who are you?
Sio Bibble: I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.
Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?

GM: Yes, actually, he does.

Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him.

—Darths and Droids

10th Doctor: Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and The Master - oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever.
5th Doctor: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?

10th Doctor (thoughtfully): No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.

—Doctor Who, 'Time Crash'

I have [a goatee] because it helps you become more artistic and sensitive. Or evil. I don't know how it knows which to do.

—Checkerboard Nightmare

Hellooooooo? "Evil Opposite" theme? I'm not seeing it! This goatee isn't just for show, you know!

—Nale, The Order of the Stick

Lenin had a beard. Gabby Hayes had whiskers.

—George Carlin