BZPB/Funny
- This exchange between Ynot and Vultran:
Ynot: (Over intercom) Vultran, how is your little project coming?
Vultran: Horribly, we can't decide what color to paint it
Ynot: Other than that, it's ready?
Vultran: Well, yeah, but it REALLY could use a new coat of paint...
Ynot: Get it on line NOW!
Vultran: Okay, okay...We'll go with a ruby red...
Ynot: VULTRAN!
Vultran: No? Chartreuse?
- Also this exchange between Doppler and Vultran:
- Vultran is Walking away from a fight*
Vultran: ...carry the two, divide by the reciprocal....
Doppler follows Vultran
Doppler: Excuse me, but your math is all wrong...you wouldn't take the reciprocal and divide it again, you would square it...
Vultran: But I'm working with Imaginary numbers...not as in i, but as in 'I'm insane, so screw off'
Vultran shoves a vial in Doppler's mouth
Vultran: And because you decided to listen to my ramblings, you get to be my next test subject. Please, let me know what happens!
Doppler spits it out, obviously unamused*
Doppler: Well, you've broken the First Law of the code of Scientists... nev-
He is interrupted by violent expulsion of stomach acids
Vultran scribbles this on his arm
Vultran: Interesting....
Doppler: Why you son of a... *vomits some more*
Doppler pulls out a communicator with his shaking arm
Doppler: This is Doctor Thomas K. Doppler calling whoever can hear *cough* me...I need backup, ri-
He is interrupted by his falling to the floor and convulsing violently
Vultran: Wow, Your species does not react well to Dihydrogen Monoxide...
Vultran stabs him with an antidote and walks away