Awesome Series (Web Animation)/Funny

Awesome Chaotix

• Why the fuck am I connected TO THE BEE, JESUS!

Gears of Awesome

• WHERE'S MY WIFE?!?!
• CHOO CHOO! All aboard da Cole Train, baby!

Metal Gear Awesome

• Oh my God hotness I wanna bang you!
• Shit. I killed a dog by sweating.
• The safety's on! *twists gun into a balloon animal, eats gun*
  • "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT!" "You fucking ATE MY GUN."

Metal Gear Awesome 2

• OKAY, I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my STOMACH!! AWESOME!
• CRYPTIC METAPHOR!
  • Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?
  • "The raven on my head thirsts for his blood!" "DAAAAMN RIGHT, NIGGA!"
• "This is like one of my Japanese animays!"
  • "AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M TALKING ABOUT PISS! AND SHIT! AND YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT SOME STUPID JAPANESE SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT!"
• This:

Mantis: You're supposed to hit her!
Snake: Damn right I'm gonna hit that!
Mantis: Goddammit! (knocks Meryl out)
Snake: Ah what the fuck! Asshole!

• "Oh gee whiz I hope a tank doesn't totally come at out of nowhere and own me! (gets shot by a tank). You know, seriously! I'm getting a little FUCKING PISSED OFF!
  • And right before that:

Meryl: Hey, Snake, there are bombs there.
Snake: AW, THANKS, BITCH.

• • • And the one before that;

(Snake gets sliced by laser)
Egoraptor: What the fuck? No one told me there were lasers there!
Meryl: Hey Snake, there are lasers there.
Snake: (Who is a pile of mush) Grlbrlbrlbrlblrblrlrl!

• This:

Snake: "WHOAJESUSCHRISTYOU'RESOFUCKINGHOT!!!"
Jesus: "Thanks, brah.

• The part with the urine. The entire part.

Awesome Center

• There are deep lacerations in the sternum.....WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!
  • UHWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
• Dr... my sister has cancer.
  • *angry face*
    • ZOMBIE CANCER!
• Here, let me assist you, doctor.
  •  :O

Awesome Noire

• ...god these-FUCKIN' LIPS!
• I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DOUBLE CHIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU!

Awesome Gaiden

Ninja: HEY! There's a ninja with huge boobs over there...

Female Ninja: Hi.

Player: Uh.... CoooooOOO''OOOL?!?!

Ninja: IT WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD!!

Ninja: OH YOU THINK THAT'S HARD? I'M JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL, THERE'S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE!

(camera switches to an army of buff ninjas)

Buff Ninja: Whaaat's up.

Player: OGOD HELP ME!

Ninja: GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!

Awesome Reach

• The whole thing really but these are highlights:
  • "Ready. Doesn't. Even. FUCKING. DESCRIBE IIIIIT!" The face he makes is ... both horrifying an hilarious.
  • He bites the other guy's dick.....
  • Then they crush the game and snort it ...... 0.o
• In the ytp version, aptly titled, "GAYLO REACH" by cs188, the lines are fantastically sentenced mixed to say, "Dude, so, are you ready? For FUCKING?!". It leaves this troper in stitches every time.

Pokeawesome: Just a Pokemon Battle

• Arguably, the entire thing was one long Funny Moment.
• Pikachu's entire speech after getting his knee injury
  • "WHY DON'T YOU EVOLVE ME YOU ASSHOLE?! You want me to LOSE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
  • "WE DO IT FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!"
  • "Stupid evolved prick! What do you even do?! You're just a plant-...Shut up, man!
• "Oh no! Venusaur! Counter attack with whatever you feel like, man!
• Pikachu goes through the very finest of Deranged Animation after his Waterfall Puke.
  • "All you feed me is puffins! I NEED NOURISHMENT!!"

Link to the Awesome

• Link attempting to bring his uncle back to life by shoving the fairy down his throat.

Sequelitis

• RIDING ON CARS! *guitar riff*
• Regarding Mega Man X

Egoraptor: HOLYFUCKTHISGAMESAWESOME! Look at the graphics and the music, oh my god it feels so good! And it's not on the Sega Genesis it's on the Super Nintendo! See, this is a sequel, this is a fuckin' sequel! You thought I was going to talk about bad sequels all the time on Sequelitis? FUCK NO!
(brief pause)
Egoraptor: This game makes my dick rock hard!

• Yeah! Yeah, lemons!
• This glorious bit:

Egoraptor: I mean no matter how stupid you are I'm sure you don't appreciate it when you're playing your game and then someone shows up and goes-
Random Guy: HEY! YOU KNOW WHA- YOU REALLY NEED TA DOOOOOOOO IS JUMP OVER THAT OPEN PIT CUZ IT'LL KILL YOU! ........ Okay just wanted ya to know!
Egoraptor: Okay thanks......

• And then Capcom was like, "Fuck!"

Other

Ladies and gentlemen, Saints Row 3 in a nutshell.