American Dragon: Jake Long/Quotes

Opening theme: "Chosen One"

He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun,

He's young and fast - he's The Chosen One

People, we're not bragging,

He's the American Dragon

He's gonna stop his enemies

With his Dragon Power,

Dragon teeth, Dragon tail, burning Dragon fire -

A real live wire

American Dragon. He's the American Dragon

His skills are getting faster,

With grandpa the master,

It's destiny, what's up, G?,

It's showtime, baby, for the legacy

American Dragon

I'm a Dragon. I'm not bragging,

It's my des-ti-ny

I'm the magical protector of the N.Y.C

'Ya heard!?

Season 1

"The Legend of Dragon Tooth"

Haley: Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen.

"Jake Takes the Cake"

[Jake gets on stage and announces he's about to sing]

Susan: Jake, what are you doing?

Jake: Making a fool of myself on national TV.

Susan: Okay! Well good luck with that!

"The Hunted"

[Rose has Jake tied up and charges him]

Rose: Its over dragon! Say goodbye!

Jake: Rose, no!

Rose: [stops in shock] What did you just call me?

Jake: Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face. [takes on human form] Rose, its me.

Rose: [takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah!

Jake: [discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes]

Unidentified Episodes

Huntsman: American Dragon! Prepare to become a pair of boots!

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Pageant Host: I'll be the most powerful game show host in the land! Deal with that Trebek.

Season 2

"Family Business"

Balthazar: I do what I love, and I LOVE what I do.

"Magic Enemy #1"

Banannas B: Bananas for Rose is what me is namin', Animal guardian's what I'm gamin'. I'm tellin' you, dawg, Yo, quit your yelpin', I'm a monkey what's into helpin'.

"Love Cruise"

Cupid: Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back!

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Jake: Rose I my Boo After all we been throught, And a love that's taboo, Goin' on the love criu...

"Ghost Story"

Benny: Hi! I'm Benny! I get picked on a lot, so I've sealed myself in this bully-resistant wonder-ball!

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Craig:: He's Chris.

Chris:: He's Craig.

Craig:: We're identical twins, only I weigh five pounds more than Chris.

Chris:: Not for long, you don't!

Homecoming

Huntsman: [after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American Dragon's true human form.

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Jake: I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan!

Huntsman: [holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind]

Rose: The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize]

Hong Kong Longs

[The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his plans]

Spud: Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villian banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!

Councilor Andam: I second the mortal's motion! Get him!

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Spud: [as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliche!

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Bananas B: [sees that his side is losing] I think I'm gonna sit this one out, I'm against violence. [turns to see Fu Dog]

Fu Dog: Really? [chases Bananas away] Because I'm all for it! Agoo!

Dreamscape

[Jake and Rose are on yet another dream date. This time, they are in a hot-air balloon perched on a purple mountaintop.]

Jake: Whoa! What's this?

Rose: The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos".

[Jake looks at Rose and is surprised Rose is a fan of "America's Wackiest Home Videos"]

Jake: Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pantsed?