Adventure Time/Haiku

With stretchy dog friend
Boy protects the Land of Ooo
His. Hat. Is. AWESOME!

—Dave V. and Quijotesca

Awesomely hatted
This human boy named Finn is
It has ear thingies

—Person that is too lazy to make an account

Someone's in trouble!
Alright, Jake. What time is it?
ADVENTURE TIME! *CLANG*

—Kamikaze Korean

Adventure Time, come
On grab your friends we go to
Very distant lands

Jake the dog and Finn
The human, the fun never
Ends, Adventure Time!

—Red Wren's slight variation on the theme song.

Billy the awesome
Slew Ocean Lich and Fire Count
He fought a Bear too

—Braincogs

From Pendleton Ward
This Show Is Ridiculous
You Will Enjoy It

—Yamadronis

Wise dog Jake once said
"Be calmed by my saliva"
And soon it was done

—kvn8907

Finn, boy with a hat
And his wise, stretchy dog Jake
Go on adventures.

—themike

Princesses captured
And Ice King is the culprit
Save them Finn and Jake!

—Ice Materia

I'm just your problem.
I'm not a person am I?
I'm just your problem.

—Mswordx24

Finn & Jake, two boys
Poor boys, abandoned by time
Lord, you forsake them

Daddy, why did you
Eat my fries? Well I bought them
Yeah, and they were mine

—Rocky Samson

Earl of Lemongrab,
You really smell like dog buns,
But we still love you.