A Very Potter Musical/Quotes

"Look at this! Rocket-ship Potter! Star-kid Potter! Moon-shoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!"

—Draco Malfoy

"I'm Harry Freakin' Potter, and I'm the man!"

—Harry Potter

"It's gonna be totally awesome!"

—Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

What the devil is going on here?

—Snape

And from that moment forward, I picked anything I could find, and I hoisted it over my head, and I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS! 'Cause I tell you, girls- it's a man's world out there, and to get ahead, you need to be stronger than a man. You gotta be... A WOMAN!

—Umbridge

"And remember, a portkey can be any sort of seemingly harmless object like...a football, or a dolphin."

—Snape

"Well, I believe that everything has its place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so. Do. Your. Clothes! Namely, a dresser!

—Voldemort