(The Customer is) Not Always Right/Awesome

From Not Always Right

• There are a few here and there.
  • The last one is also a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.
• Also, this. Burn.
• This is another good example. Owned.
  • In the same vein.
• Doug started working today...
• My personal favorite
• Gotta love the stealth burn.
• Made of awesome.
• This one. The type of thing that could never happen twice.
• You almost feel sorry for this guy. Almost.
• The best counter to the race card
• Gangsta ushers.
  • That guy couldn't pay 35 f***ing cents?
• Why barkeeps should rule the world.
  • Part 2
• Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping.
• This cashier is awesome.
• That's how you open a can of whoop-ass.
• A lieutenant jerkass and an awesome Rear-Admiral.
• A good ol' fashioned ass whoopin' is in order.
• Always check your caller-ID.
  • Part 2!
• Ah, Children.
• "Okay, let's do this the hard way."
• Who's got the power now?
  • And part 2.
• Always remember to have a heart.
• This is how all mothers should respond to this problem.
• Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.
• All they have is "coffee, please".
• A bigot is pwned.
• Age before insecurity.
• Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish. They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
• This lady's fiancé is pure awesome!
• FUS RO DAH!
• Do not taunt the management.

From Not Always Romantic

• Being blind isn't always a bad thing.

From Not Always Related

• Mean Girls: The Next Generation is one for both the mom and the daughter.

From Not Always Working

• This one just speaks for itself.
• This is immediate karma in action.
• Bad Bosses getting owned is truly awesome.

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