Kozma Prutkov

Kozma Petrovich Prutkov (Russian: Козьма́ Петро́вич Прутко́в) is a fictional author invented by Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy and his cousins, three Zhemchuzhnikov brothers, Alexei, Vladimir and Alexander, during the later part of the rule of Nicholas I of Russia.

The image of Kozma Prutkov was a biting satire on arrogant and bombastic imperial bureaucrats.

The four distinguished satirical poets used this pseudonym as a collective pen name to publish aphorisms, fables, epigrams, satiric, humorous and nonsense verses in the 1850s–1860s, most notably in the literary magazine "Sovremennik" (The Contemporary).

According to the Biographical data on Kozma Prutkov,[1] Prutkov was born on April 11, 1803 and died on January 13, 1863. He worked for the government of the Russian Empire his entire adult life, and in 1820 entered military service as a Hussar only for the uniform. He worked at the Assay Office (Пробирная Палата) from 1823 until his death, ending up as its director.

Quotes

Some of his best-known and most-cited quotes include:

  • "Throwing pebbles into the water, look at the ripples they form on the surface. Otherwise this activity will be an empty amusement."
  • "If you have a fountain, shut it down. Let even a fountain have a rest."
  • "If you see a "buffalo" sign on an elephant's cage, do not trust your eyes."
  • "If ever asked: What's more useful, the sun or the moon, respond: The moon. For the sun only shines during daytime, when it's bright anyway, whereas the moon shines at night."
    • This aphorism is usually associated with Mullah Nasruddin.
  • "If you want to be happy, be so."
  • "If you want to be handsome, enroll in the Hussars."
  • "How pathetic is any constitution at sight of well-kept ammunition!"
  • "Even an oyster has enemies"
  • "One cannot hatch the same egg twice."
  • "Many things are incomprehensible to us, not because our concepts are weak, but because these things are not in the circle of our concepts."
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References
  1. (in Russian) Биографические сведения о Козьме Пруткове, (Biographical data on Kozma Prutkov), first printed in the Full Collection of Works, 1884 (lib.ru)
  2. books.google
  3. youtube.com
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