Calling All the Heroes

"Calling All the Heroes" is the second single by It Bites. It was written by frontman Francis Dunnery, and charted at #6 on the UK charts in August 1986.

"Calling All the Heroes"
Single by It Bites
from the album The Big Lad in the Windmill
Released23 June 1986
Recorded1986
GenrePop rock, new wave
Length5:33
LabelVirgin
Songwriter(s)Francis Dunnery
It Bites singles chronology
"All in Red"
(1986)
"Calling All the Heroes"
(1986)
"Whole New World"
(1986)

Track listing

7" vinyl:

  1. "Calling All the Heroes" (7")
  2. "Strange But True" (7")

12" vinyl:

  1. "Calling All the Heroes" (Full Length Version)
  2. "Calling All the Heroes" (7")
  3. "Strange But True" (Full Length Version)
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