A future college dropout with background in computer engineering, with a tendency for acute panic attacks when something's broken and he may have had something to do with it in the course of the last several months.

Found a deep love for Mercurial and Python by extension (seriously, I've started several projects just so i could hg commit).

Currently working at a telemarketing company as an 'IT specialist' (you can bet heavy lifting was involved at some point), managing the few remaining Linux servers. Practical experience with Debian-based Linux distributions and FreeBSD.

Physically unable to retain any C-related knowledge.