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public static void main(String args[]) {
    IntStream.range(0, Integer.MAX_VALUE).forEach(
        i -> System.out.println(i + ": Repeat after me: Code is a liability, write less code but write more tests. If you don't, go and peel onions, everyday, for a month.")
    );
}

Before you leave, read this and watch this (naming, missing abstraction, clear communication, ...).

Quotes and such:
1/ Sunshine after the rain
2/ Victory is a thousand times sweeter when you're the underdog.
3/ Delayed gratification is the ability to postpone an immediate gain in favor of greater and later reward. 4/ What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. 5/ If you run away, you will always run away.

1/ Objects in motion, stays in motion (mini-habits).
2/ Activation energy.
3/ Start imperfectly.