BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl at Veridian Dynamics. BY NIGHT: I write code and code rights for penalcoders.example.org, an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. My kids are cuter than yours. FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, Crosswords (in Sharpie!), Ostrich Grooming.

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