[This is for real, but pretty old. I will find some time to work this out]
I started coding on Borland Delphi 3, and now I'm working basically with .NET technologies.
Have experience on ASP.NET WebForms (sorry), ASP.NET MVC 2 and 3, spring.NET, NHibernate.NET, Ninject (for children), among others.
At moment working in a Java Platform Project working with many common frameworks to build a very large and complex system. Just a few of them: spring, spring mvc, hibernate, jbpm (not that common use), velocity and others.