I'm a programmer, occasional sysadmin, Unix automator, and general geek living in New Jersey (but in the general sphere of New York City).
I'm currently working primarily in Go, and prior to that my weapon of choice was Perl, but I'm also familiar with C, Python, JavaScript, and Bourne sh and bash. I also have some passing familiarity with (or ancient memories of) Java, C++, Python, Prolog, BASIC, older flavors of Visual Basic, and more.
I dabble in Haskell but I've never thrown a real problem at it.
I run Linux at home and at work but that doesn't mean I'm ignorant of other systems :)