BY DAY: ALt-ROck Ninja Cowgirl at Veridian Dynamics

BY NIGHT: I write code and code rights for penalcoders.example.org, an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. My nonexistent kids are cuter than yours.

FOR FUN: Homebrewing, Wood working, Alpaca Grooming.

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V." -Morty