No, we're definitely not there yet, as I'm slightly confused about where I want to go.

Further, before I forget, read this: http://web.archive.org/web/20220120013201/https://mattgemmell.com/what-have-you-tried/

I consult for obscure troubleshooting, depending on my current interests. If you are stuck and willing to pay, drop me a mail at samveen AT_THE_RATE gmail.com with the subject Consultation: $ + your offer + - + project name. However, be prepared to shift to LINUX.

(Almost #SOreadytohelp)