Thank you, serverfault, for giving me the answer to how-does-an-administrator-generalize-alerting-when-an-event-doesnt-happen.
Now, I only want to check the freshness of these passive services Monday through Friday.
There are some subtleties:
- The status should be allowed to improve over the weekend.
- The status should never degrade over the weekend.
- Notifications should still be emitted over the weekend.
Best I can come up with is YACS - Yet Another Cron Script (to shave). But even then, wouldn't the service definitions need to be toggled every week? Is this service definition dynamism often done with Nagios?