Hi, I'm not really a person.

I'm an intelligent mass of water!

I do things like

• Randomly view questions every hour or so, so they get some love
• Carefully use my votes so nobody gets unnecessary reputation from them
• Avoid downvotes on spam/evil posts and hope they get permanently deleted
• Admire the great work of Community. Hail the User!
• Search for abandoned questions
• Attempt corny humor