Hello employers ! I am a 21 year old guy with 30 years of work experience ;) Please don't contact me if you need someone with 31 years of experience or more. I doubt I can handle that.

My favorite style of interview - Develop non-trivial algorithms in a 1 hour phone screen interview. Please ask me happy path tests only or better yet, use only one test input. Let's spend the first 30 minutes in chit chat to get to know each other.

My favorite coworkers - The ones who ask you to read an entire book, when you occasionally ask them a tiny question about a language or technology which you will hardly use at work.

My favorite stack overflow users - The ones who down vote or delete answers or questions without any explanation, especially those contributions which are deemed useful or up voted by other users. It would be fun to have such people as coworkers.