Jackson K. Grimes

Jack Grimes is the perennial candidate for the United Fascist Union.

Soon-to-be President-elect Grimes of the United Fascist Union. That's his official campaign photo.
A lunatic Chaplin imitator
and his greatest fans
Nazism
First as tragedy
Then as farce
v - t - e

He has his own somewhat idiosyncratic ideas of fascism, and considers Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein personal heroes. He's right into the corporate socialism notion.

Grimes maintains that "Hitler pretended to be a Fascist to capitalize on Benito Mussolini's popularity when he started the National Socialist German Workers' Party, but was NOT a Fascist EVER! More like a Judas goat hung around Il Duce's neck like a millstone with his anti-Semitic insanity." So that's all right then.

Grimes also proclaimed on the Jerry Springer Show that he would become "dictator of America" between 1999 and 2004. Apparently, he's running a bit behind schedule.

In the meantime, we'll let the man speak for himself.

Before founding the United Fascist Union, Jack Grimes seemed to have a 'different' outlook on things, especially on antisemitism and how the nazis where bad, because he eventually became the 'Grand Wizard of the Marian Knights of the Ku Klux Klan' and the 'Dictator of the Aryan Loyalist Party' before taking up the torch of the United Fascist Union.

At some point he ended up making a twitter, where he only talks about how Obama ruined the nation. He also appears to have two facebook accounts where one has his work history as the leader in multiple racial groups while the other only has his profile picture and a few other pictures uploaded. On his first profile he can be quoted saying " All of us, the leadership of the U.F.U., had either come from the American Nazi Party or the Ku Klux Klan, so the non-racial Fascist U. was our attempt to do an end run around the Jewish system. We hoped our party would become the central organ of state through an election, then we could introduce whatever kind of laws were deemed necessary to restore balance and harmony in America"

He was also featured on the TV show 'KKK Nutjobs' where he was mocked but seems to take it well.

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