Horton Hears a Who!
Horton Hears a Who! is a 1954 children's book by Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel (more commonly known as "Dr. Seuss").
Synopsis
One day, an elephant named Horton is out splashing in a pond when he hears a voice calling out to him from a speck of dust. It turns out that the speck is actually a tiny planet inhabited by microscopic humanoids known as Whos. They ask him to protect them, which he does, only to be ridiculed and imprisoned by the other animals who think he's gone nuts. Because the other animals can't hear the Whos, they threaten to boil the speck of dust in "Beezelnut Oil." Horton convinces the Whos to make as much noise as possible. When they do, the other animals finally hear them and spare their lives and their little world. Horton has saved their little world because, as it puts it, "a person's a person, no matter how small."
Which brings us to the relevance of this subject…
Allied occupation of Japan
In the realm of the sane, the book was about the Allied occupation of Japan. Pro-tip: never get conquered. While the Allied occupation was nowhere close to the scale of atrocities that Japan had unleashed upon its neighbors, atrocities so terrible that even Nazi leaders got involved to try and mitigate it, it was not a good idea to be Japanese at this time. Japan was humiliated, Japanese were practically second class citizens in their own country, and the allies basically celebrated by, well… To give you an idea of what the place was like, a quarter of American servicemen (and more than half of the Aussies) were hospitalized from syphilis and/or gonorrhea. A phrase, shikata ga nai (仕方が無い, "can't be helped") basically sums up this time.
Dr. Seuss, who during World War II had created plenty of propaganda and… unflattering caricatures of the Japanese, took a tour of Japan. After seeing that many Japanese children had the same hopes and dreams as any other child, he decided to dedicate a book to them. The Japanese kids were people too, no matter how small, and someone had to speak up for them, especially if that person was the only one who could hear them. Thus, Horton hears a Who.
Horton hears… a fetus?
Yes, indeed. The "pro-life" movement has co-opted the message of this book for their own purposes. Never mind that Dr. Seuss expressly stated that the book was really about the American military's post-World War II occupation of Japan. The pro-lifers believe that God guided the heart and mind of Dr. Seuss as he wrote this book[1] (but presumably not when he made it clear the book was about something else). They believe that Horton is a prophet (because it was published 19 years before Roe v. Wade) modern book telling a biblical-styled allegory about the abortion debate. Consider this:
- The Whos are viable, albeit microscopic, living people. Fetuses (they believe) are also viable, albeit microscopic, living people.
- Horton is an elephant. The elephant is the iconic symbol of the Republican Party, which is considered America's pro-life party.
- The imprisonment of Horton and his persecution by the other animals feeds into the persecution complex that is commonly found among fundamentalists. They see Horton as a valiant protector of those microscopic humanoids. (Of course, Horton doesn't murder any of the other animals for trying to destroy Who-ville. But, then he wouldn't be a victim.)
- One of the animals trying to destroy Who-ville is Sour Kangaroo. A "kangaroo court" is a show court with a pre-determined outcome. Pro-lifers view abortion clinics as a sort of kangaroo court for fetuses.
And so on.
As a counterargument…
If this book is really prophetic:
- Why aren't any of the Whos named Roger, Pete, John or Keith?
- Why isn't the edge of Who-ville called "Townshend"?
- Why isn't their moon named "Keith"?
Don't laugh! If God really did guide Dr. Seuss to write a prophetic abortion allegory, He could've also guided him to include some extra clues for the rest of us!
Dr. Seuss (and his estate) react to wingnut appropriation
Dr. Seuss, who was well known as a hard-left (by American standards; firmly center, even center-right elsewhere) liberal, fought this interpretation of the book from the moment he first heard it. At one point he even threatened to sue a pro-life group for putting the quote "a person's a person, no matter how small" on their stationery.[2] His estate continues to fight pro-lifers for their co-opting of the book's message.
At the movies
When the movie version starring Jim Carrey premiered in 2008, a group of pro-lifers rose to their feet upon hearing the "no matter how small" line and began chanting the line at the other audience members. When they were told to be quiet, they slapped red tape with the word "Life" over their mouths and marched around the auditorium some more.[3]
Some pro-lifers have also had some frantic dreams about the book and movie.[note 1]
External links
- From Cracked Magazine: "The 5 Greatest Books With Psychotic Fan Bases." (Horton is number three.)
Notes
- Like this WTF rambling.
References
- This webpage is typical.
- ABC Radio National
- Smith, Dan. "Horton hears a pro-life protest at movie premiere", The Michigan Journal (student newspaper of the University of Michigan-Dearborn), posted 11 March 2008, accessed 15 June 2010.