David Dees
David Eugene "The Jews Moved My Shoes" Dees (1957–2020)[1] was a former Sesame Street illustrator turned conspiracy theorist, political cartoonist, and purveyor of utter madness. His work is essentially an anti-Semitic version of John Scudamore after six too many Photoshop filters.
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Beliefs
David Dees believed in all the conspiracies.
No, seriously. All of them. His cartoons featured every possible conspiracy theory, and in every possible combination. You want a picture of Obama wearing a crown of thorns and smiling weirdly as he emerges from an egg labeled "Fascist World Government" perched atop a pile of gold coins, while a herd of sheep in the background hold up signs reading "O Baaa Ma!"?[2] How about Satan holding a flaming Earth near a tree with the face from the Shroud of Turin at a Bohemian Grove meeting attended by Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bigfoot?[3] A mother with robot legs and a gas mask offering a pie (from which double-helixes float upwards) to her son (the top of whose head has been replaced with an apple labeled "GMO") and daughter (whose head is a potato for some reason), with chemtrails visible through a large window?[4] The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and Freemasons using HAARP to create a fake water shortage in California as part of Agenda 21?[5] A warehouse with an Illuminati-esque eye in a pyramid staring down at a skeleton in a labcoat labeled "CDC", while said skeleton stirs a giant vat labeled with the UN logo and the word "VACCINE" into which pipes labeled "Live Ebola Virus", "Monosodium Glutamate" and "Squalene Adjuvents" are emptying?[6]
If so, David Dees had your back.
Previous work
According to Gawker,[7] David Dees was a perfectly normal freelance illustrator for Sesame Street Magazine until he encountered the 9/11 truther movement, after which he vanished down the rabbit hole for a brief period before coming up smelling strongly of carrot wine,[8] belching loudly, and disappearing again. His newfound discovery that DA JOOZ were behind everything from 9/11 to his shoes being moved[9] did not exactly go over well with the folks at the magazine. Dees eventually confronted his "zionist jew" boss about his discoveries, and soon after found himself mysteriously[citation NOT needed] unemployed.
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References
- David Eugene Dees
- Seriously,
- these
- are
- all
- real.
- Gawker - "How a Sesame Street Illustrator Became the Truther Scene's Golden Boy"
- Which, apparently, is an actual type of wine.
- Again, this is real.
- It's almost like this guy thought Jews control the money or something!