Tydellbub's Instant Latrine (5e Spell)
Choose a point you can see on the ground within range. A finely-constructed wooden outhouse appears at that location. The latrine occupies a 5-foot space, and comes equipped with pit 5 feet wide and 10 feet deep, a mahogany seat, a never-ending supply of the finest toilet paper, a small basin with a flask that endlessly pours clean water, an up-to-date copy of the nearest printed newspaper, and a small wall-mounted garden of exquisitely-smelling and colourful flowers that never wilt for the duration of the spell. Any items created by this spell are rendered nonmagical while they are removed from the space of the latrine.
| 2nd-level Conjuration (ritual) | |
| Casting time: | 1 action |
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| Range: | 30 feet |
| Components: | V, S (impatient jumping up and down), M (a small moon-shaped charm; 5 sheets of parchment, which the spell consumes) |
| Duration: | 1 month |
The outhouse automatically dematerializes after one month, leaving behind a small pile of dirt patted flat with a flower or sapling planted in it. If the spell is recast on the outhouse before this time is up, it becomes a permanent structure. As an action while the caster is within sight of the outhouse, they may choose to dematerialize it early, choosing whether or not the pit is filled back in with dirt.
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